FUCK YEAH, DEAGLES!

FUCK YEAH, DEAGLES! The personal blog of Deagle Nation commander Jace AKA "ParkourDude91". Follow for vlogs, gun facts, and cool gun pics. To see my full site, go to www.deaglenation.bugs3.com (Currently under construction)

Weekly Livestream #4

Me dropping off my friend Eli at the airport so he can begin his scouting mission to investigate terrorism in Gaza. Follow @IcyPlayboi69 on Twitter for his updates. We believe Hamas is holding Tupac hostage, he is alive in Palestine and we seek to rescue him. This is 100% real and 200% dangerous.

Tune in LIVE today at 6pm EST to watch me livestreaming indie games such as Morrowind and also debating politics, abortion, etc on my political call-in show FACT ZONE!

Weekly Livestream #12 - Watch LIVE!

Watch traitor Tyce Andrews brought to justice and decide his fate live on air this Monday Night at 6PM EST! Then tune in for FACT ZONE at 8PM EST, where I will discuss the issues, featuring a rap from Tyce!

Attention Fans: This stream will be the FINAL livestream in my DEAGLE NATION LIVE Series! After this stream…NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME! I will be making a Surprise Announcement about Tyce, debating an angry feminist from Twitter, and re-enacting my childhood in The Sims 3. DON’T MISS IT - STARTS AT 6PM EST!

BACKSTORY: ON WEDNESDAY 6/18/14 I WAS FLASHED A MANS GENITALS ON MY LIVESTREAM AND HOMOSEXUALLY ASSASSINATED BY THE GAY MEDIA, NOW JAMIE WALTON (A RAPE ACTIVIST FROM THE WALTON FOUNDATION) CALLED MY MOMS PHONE AND TOLD HER AND NOW MY MOM IS MAKING ME DO ANTI-GAY BIBLE STUDIES ALL DAY BECAUSE SHE THINKS IM GAY!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU JAMIE!!! FUCK YOU HATS!!! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!

I will be streaming my Garry’s Mod server as well as FACT ZONE, my political call-in show, tomorrow at 6pm EST! BE THERE!

"My New 25-slot Garrys Mod RP Server!!!"

MY NEW SERVER HAS LAUNCHED!!! I WILL BE STREAMING MY NEW 25-SLOT GARRYSMOD SERVER AT 7:00PM EST!!! Thats in a half hour!! Join now! Server IP: 50.31.22.231

WATCH THIS PROMO VIDEO IMMEDIATELY, THIS IS ME ON “FACT ZONE” my new political talk show segment, it’s a political call-in show!!!

Top 5 Weed Soldiers I Want In My Tactical Squad

From Commanders to FNG’s, Every Squaddie knows one thing: If your pinned down inside a warzone with bunch of losers on your team, your really FUBAR. :) Thats why you want the top 5 soldiers to watch your six. Stay frosty while you read this list and make sure to have a good time on my website. Semper Fidelis to all our armed forces!

#5 - James Vega - Mass Effect 3

“Adrenaline’s better than oxygen any day.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-G2bWmfI7U

Theres a lot of Badasses in Mass Effect. But if you are in a serious SNAFU situation theres nothing better to save your behind than a trained Alliance Marine, and the fact that he is human and not an alien is cool too. James Vega has a Wise cracker attitude, a hot head, and a filthy mouth, and True to his name: I wouldnt trust him in Vegas :) Because he would probably rack up a bill on the slot machines if we hung out, and actually partied. And when James is in the zone he is a machine to be reckoned with as can be seen from the video above of his fighting skills he is no greenhorn and in fact I would say ranks HIGHEST on this list in terms of Marines Attitude as his Personal style represents “Semper Fidelis” to all our armed forces, in the USMC. So take your pick ok because Party animal or space soldier to save your life in the battlefield? Your Call. But just like shepherd says: “If your half as good as I think you are, then we need you alive.” That’s the truth on this situation ok dude

#4 - Tony DiNozo - NCIS

“We just have to stay alive long enough to not get dead. - Season 7 , episode 1 “Truth or Consequences” (2009)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUnDnhZ3POY

NCIS SPecial Agent Anthony DiNozzo is a truly two-sided agent if there ever was one dude. He is like all the things youd want in a good friend rolled into one, and is is both equal parts Funny guy to chill with, a prankster, a movie trivia master, a crack shot with pistols and smg’s, and Street Smart leader. At first he goes from a rookie but before you know it hes gibbs 2nd in command right hand agent. He might seem like a know-it-all,Wise guy, or a Prankster, but deep down he has what it takes to solve the case and get to the bottom of the facts of the situation. If there’s one guy who can take out perps and do it with a smile - it’s Tony Dinozzo!!!  Warning To Fans: Just Dont get him talking about movies lol hell never shut up :) Haha just a lil gamer humor for the fans.

Bonus Quote:

Abby Sciuto: I am cooking up some awesomeness.

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Awesome me!

#3 - Sargeant Johnson - Halo (WARNING:SPOILERS!!)

“”Oh, I know what the ladies like…” - Searge, Cocking a M247 Heavy Machine Gun  (from Halo 2)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBwf222AH_s

Just like Mass effect theres a lot of badasses in Halo. But one thing Halo fans know: is Everyone Dies. Even (SPOILERS!!!!!!!) Johnson, and he has some epic last words: “Go out with a bang!” Haha. Id Espext nothing less, from a true But He and chief lasted pretty much the whole series, from start to finish, and he’d been in countless battles, FACT Johnson even though he was black was augmented in the “ORION” Supersoldier project to defeat covenant soldiers, getting advanced augs and becoming a Spartan-I,  Sure he doesnt have MJOLNIR armor like Chief but hell he doesnt need it :) If you see him in action you know the facts is that he can scope down any enemy soldier.!! Trivia Fact: Johnson was the first human to kill a member of the Covenant, AND he personally saw Truth’s death, making him the ONLY person to have witnessed both the begining and the end of the Human-Covenant war, in the WHOLE SERIES! In every possible way Johnson is a true hero, Maybe even a hero like Chief. And guess what, He is the kind of guy who has a kick-ass attitude, a rockin sense of humor, Not only would I like him to wathc my back on the battlefield - Hes the kind of dude who would be sick to share a cold beer with after wards in the barracks too :) And play some Foosball with the dudes at th ebase! Johnson is Chiefs Best Friend in the series, and Highly dangerous as a warrior, (even immune to the Flood) leader to his troops, and bad ass guy all around which is why he ranks #3 on my list.

#2 - Commander Jack Stryker - Tiberius Rising

(Thanks to DOEHIDE on DeviantArt for the fanart)

“They say a single bullet can change the course of history. Looks like they were right.” - Commander Stryker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKYRyhAX7ck

The #2 soldier I would want on the battlefield would be my character Jack Stryker from Tiberius Rising. Stryker is a COmmander in the Specops and he is truly badass, basically me if I was a Spec Op soldier. He is an expert at martial arts, gun fighting, parkour, stealth missions, and explosives, and basically a king of the battlefield. He uses throwing knives, Desert Eagles, m4s, you name it to basically scope out the enemy soldiers for threats. Whether hes aiming down the barrel or just hipfiring Stryker always hits his mark. And if he doesnt, he has his two squad mates, the Irish tech-specialist Jenkins and Ramirez, the hot-headed Latino sniper, to bail him out if anything gets dicey. On top of that he also has his pet wolf, “Soap” (named after the CAll of Duty Character) who runs freely on the battlefield as free as a wolf under the moonlight would. With this tag team Stryker is basically a badass soldier and is world reknown as one of the most heroic Specops out there! Stryker is pretty evil, I wouldnt want to get on his bad side haha :) But he is still a good guy to his friends when he is chiling after missions like in the base and he smokes weed sometimes which is awesome too. Ramirez basically taught him how to smoke weed to stabalize his aim with a sniper scope for example. And those reasons are why Commander Jack Stryker would be my #2 chosen sidekick for the battlefield in a cool zombie apocalpyse becuase he could bring some badass firepower dude! :)

Check out my novel for more on Jack Stryker:

http://www.booksie.com/war_and_military/novel/parkourdude91/tiberius-rising/chapter/1



#1 - John Cena - WWE


“Hustle Loyalty and Respect.”
- John Cena, Catchphrase

http://youtu.be/_TT7PlX5PCQ?t=4m41s

If there ever was an American icon and a hero, it would have to be John Cena. From his high flying slams to his awesome insults and jokes to his rhymes he spits on the mic: “Whether fighting or spitting, my discipline is unforgiving!”  That’s right folks: John Cena is the one Marine who can truly understand the meaning of the words NEVER GIVE UP. Hell, he wears it on his sleeve - literally! (His cotton sports arm bands say NEVER GIVE UP on them if you look close) John Felix Anthony Cena is a real jack of all trades when it comes to all the coolest stuff. He’s been a wrestling superstar, rapper, TV personality, muscle car collector, bodybuilder, hell even a movie star in the 2006 movie The Marine (one of the BEST movies of all time) as well as the movie 12 Rounds. Just like me, John Cena knows that it’s cool to master a lot of things at once. That’s basically similar to how I’m a vlogger, gamer, writer, and a livestreamer all at once, except obviously less awesome then Cena haha. One day!

Things I Love about cena? Well where to start lol. His sick ass style (Jorts, Rap Chains, Cool Ball Caps), his killer attitude, his sense of humor, his athleticism or his fighting skills? Man if you asked me to pick a favorite part of Cena, I couldnt lol. That’s because Cena is pretty much everything that is badass rolled into one!  All around, Cena is a LEGEND! No matter if you hate him or like him he doesn’t care… He still will never give up! Because that’s just who he is dude.

His Marines Attitude (Never Give Up) is also extremely inspiring. Fact: In every single “I Quit” match, he has NEVER ONCE tapped out and he even beat Batista in a LEGENDARY almost 30 minute match! No matter what you throw at him, no matter how many haters are in the crowd, Cena will still keep kicking ass and never backs down! He is basically fearless from his time in the Marines and it shows. I like to watch his matches when I need some extra motivation dude.

What’s even better? Cena is a friggin gamer. Yea thats right you heard me lol. He actually plays Command and Conquer like all the time which I havent played but I heard its sick because he talks about it sometimes. But my point is on top of all that after all is said and done…after he picks himself up from the floor bloody from a fight in the ring, or on the battlefield as a Marine… At the end of the day Cena likes to just chill, pop back a few cold ones with the boys and pick up an XBox controller like the rest of us. Boys will be boys I guess :)

And that’s why I’d want him in my squad. Hell he could be squad leader I’d be happy to take orders from him. If I ever went to Marine Boot Camp, I would basically want him to be there as my drill instructor because of his Marines Attitude. If our squad was lead by John Cena. We would never lose because we would never get up even if we got attacked by 200 Taliban soldiers at once, We would fight until the last man standing because we would never tap out on the battlefield. CENA IS THE #1 SOLDIER!!! Hell Yea Man!!!

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Top 10 Reasons Airsoft is Better than Real Guns:
-Airsoft is WAY Cheaper!
-You don’t need a “real” gun, you live in the suburbs idiot.
-You can shoot anything you want with Airsoft!
-Airsoft guns have bigger clips…Bigger clips means more ammo dude
-You can have airsoft wars as much as you want but if you have a war with real guns you’ll die or go to prison.
-You dont need to be 18 to buy Airsoft.
-You can buy Airsoft even if you are a felon.
-It is way easier to buy an Airsoft gun!
-You can get airsoft machineguns, rocket launchers, miniguns ETC. It is illegal to have these in their “REAL STEEL” versions.

Me Custom Spray-painting my gold .50cal Desert Eagle (Deagle) tactical airsoft sidearm, then showing off some Gun Kata moves!! The Deagle is a deadly weapon capable of 3-round bursts to mow down enemy soldiers dude, and very customizable to take on missions. With a 8 round clip thats more than enough ammo. Semper Fidelis to all are armed forces.

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EPISODE 5 of THE LOADOUT: I teach you how to build a USMC-style scythe using everyday objects. Then I teach you how to properly wield it when I brutally destroy a milk jug and other objects as well. Visit my Website for More: http://www.deaglenation.bugs3.com

Semper Fidelis to all are armed forces dude!

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